i like animals
do you like animals? i does. kristen is making noises with her phone while its playing music next to me. i think im going to punch her i the face. my throat is dry. i think chicago after cp sounds fantastic. but how long will it last?
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chicagoooooooo
might be moving to chicago in the fall. that would be cool. ill have chris and his woman and john might come and kristen and lisa will be there. i love chicago its a sexy city.
i hate tom brady
tom brady is ridiculously good in video games. they made the patriots out to be unfuckingstoppable in madden 09. i just lost to them and i wanna shove my ps3 controller up his dickhole and then cut off his nutsack. “but its just a video game” you say? well fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
twitter.
i dont really know what the fuck twitter is. everyone seems to have one. why dont i? i do not know. ive been taking care of two old people at once recently. my grandma who has cancer everywhere and my great grandma who eats constantly and goes to the bathroom every 2 minutes. im like a nurse without a license. hospice comes in and helps tho. i like to play madden. everyone should. football is like heroin, i cant get enough of it. :-). who made those things by the way? was it intentional of the person who developed the first keyboard? or did some weirdo just think of clever things to type with a keyboard and found those smileys. bill gates has alot of money. if i had some gates money id buy a boat, and then make a rap song about being on one and how awesome it is. ok i stole that. can i steal you? you being the reader. yea i see you. sitting there all reading and stuff. creepy huh? lisa sucks. i am not religious. religion seems retarded to me. ill explain more on that later. tootles.
